In a big bowl, add the spam. Mash with a fork or a food processor until you have small pieces.
Then add the cheese and mix everything together until it is smooth. Pour everything onto your serving plate. Make a dome shape.
Spread the pineapple all over the dome. You can serve immediately or store in the fridge until ready to serve with crackers.
Notes
Brands- The best brands for the lunchmeat are Spam, and the cream cheese is Philadelphia. But in reality, you can use any off-brand. I always use whatever brand I have at home.
Pineapple preserve- You can use preserve or jam. While the typical flavor is pineapple, you can use any flavor of jam you like. I suggest trying guava flavor.
Crackers- I use Ritz crackers or something similar. But you can use your favorite cracker.